1 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,900 Signore, mi dispiace. 2 00:00:59,380 --> 00:01:00,380 What's that? 3 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,480 Dovete andare a piedi. 4 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:06,280 I think he's saying we have to walk the rest of the way. Oh, that sounds so nice 5 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,280 when you say this. 6 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:10,020 Why does English sound like throwing silverware in a drawer? 7 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,480 Amici, un giorno! 8 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:18,480 You look so happy! 9 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:22,760 Oh, I am. I'm with Danny and my family at the same time. I'm delirious. Let's 10 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,660 go. Everybody's waiting to meet you. Come, come, come. 11 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:28,030 Great, because I practice the traditional Italian greeting. 12 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:34,090 So, 13 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:42,810 this 14 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:45,770 is my mother, Gloria. My sister, Marlena. 15 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:49,310 My nieces, Paola and Mara, over there. 16 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:52,200 Paola Stombalelli down at the table. 17 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,020 My cousin Enzo, his wife Anna, those are their kids. 18 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,460 That's my nephew Fabio. And that's Tia Giulia. 19 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:07,560 It's a traditional greeting. 20 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,320 Welcome to Italy! 21 00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:12,340 Come on! 22 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,000 There's you two here. 23 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,240 Lady of disdain. Hi. 24 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,020 Hi. Hi. 25 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,460 Good to see you. 26 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,820 Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Come on, relax. 27 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,580 It's so good to see you. 28 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:35,600 Well, thank you for letting us come, huh? Especially after the last time we 29 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,600 each other. 30 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:43,920 I feel like I should address the 900 -pound turkey in the room. No, no, no. 31 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,760 necessary. I've already forgotten the squelch at night. Okay, well, you're all 32 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,180 getting apology presents anyway. All right, whatever you want. Money is no 33 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,099 object. Jack? 34 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,260 Yeah, I'm being told that money isn't an object. 35 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:55,780 Let's keep it under 50 bucks. 36 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,440 Okay, that's it. Let's have a toast. 37 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:04,760 In Italy, 38 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:12,560 we say, who finds a friend, finds a treasure. 39 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,100 Danny and I. 40 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:16,490 I found our treasure with you. 41 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:18,130 Thank you for coming. 42 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:20,170 Benvenuti in Italia e salute! 43 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:21,610 Salute! 44 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:26,550 I think I'm sexually attracted to Italian quad. 45 00:03:34,950 --> 00:03:37,550 Ah, I am so tired. 46 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:40,400 Maybe we could just lay down for like ten minutes. 47 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,400 No, no, no. We have to fight through the jet lag and acclimate. Otherwise, we'll 48 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,320 spend the whole time taking breakfast naps. 49 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,200 You know, I don't think you have to keep apologizing for Thanksgiving. 50 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,040 They're your friends, and everyone loves you. 51 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:59,580 Yeah, like you love your deranged uncle who lives in an institution. 52 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:01,680 No one thinks you're crazy. 53 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:03,420 Sure. 54 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,280 So, uh, how was it seeing Danny? 55 00:04:08,079 --> 00:04:09,079 That's fine. 56 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:13,760 Really? Because you did that fake high -pitched hi that you usually reserve for 57 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,539 my family. 58 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,060 Hi, I'm tolerating you. 59 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,320 What am I supposed to say? He's a grown man. He can live wherever he wants. 60 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:24,300 Yeah, and you can feel as heartbroken as you want. Oh, my God, heartbroken. 61 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,400 He's my friend. He's not like my husband who went to war. 62 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,900 Sidebar, nicest thing you've said to me in a month. 63 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:35,180 Yeah, look, I just thought that part of why you wanted to come. I wanted to come 64 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:36,560 because Ann begged us all to come. 65 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,200 And now I want to enjoy it with you. 66 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:43,200 I'm not here to rekindle my relationship with Danny. 67 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,600 Got it. 68 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:45,740 Sounds good. 69 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:51,540 All right. Well, maybe I will just rest my eyes while you finish. No, wake up. 70 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:52,880 I'm up. 71 00:05:04,409 --> 00:05:05,450 Isn't this place amazing? 72 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:11,930 Did you know that the exterior iron work was made by 15th century monks? 73 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:17,110 Wow. Did you know that the exterior aluminum work on my house was done by 74 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,110 by Randy? 75 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:24,770 Everyone, we have a special treat. Tonight, we are all going to the 76 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:27,650 pageant at the church that Marlene and the girls organized. 77 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,400 What's he saying? 78 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:41,900 He's just excited because he thinks that you look like La Befana. 79 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:44,220 Oh, who is that? 80 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:51,460 La Befana is an Italian version of Santa Claus. 81 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:54,740 She's a very, very beloved figure. 82 00:05:55,860 --> 00:06:01,680 A magical figure. And she's kind of a mistress of winter. 83 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,280 Oh, I see. 84 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,620 Like Elsa or Mariah Carey. 85 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:08,060 Gracias, 86 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:15,280 Valerio. Ah, and you must all feel so, so happy to finally have Cloud back 87 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,520 home after all these years. Why are you talking like that? 88 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,520 Familia is so, uh, what's the word? 89 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:25,860 Important. Does your accent make you forget English? I am an empath, so I 90 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,860 on the speech patterns of the people around me. We are so... 91 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:33,410 So happy because, you know, Claude is like a father to my girls. 92 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:36,610 Well, I had to be because of the biological father, Vincenzo. 93 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:45,770 This is why I have to be on my best behavior around here. These women will 94 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:49,750 you to shreds. I would never do that. Well, that's because you're my girl. 95 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:51,370 Seems like you're doing really great here. 96 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:54,390 Oh, thanks, Kate. 97 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,430 Oh, so you are Kate. 98 00:06:57,930 --> 00:07:00,370 You are... The one in love with Danny. 99 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:06,050 I think something's gotten lost in translation, Matt. But no, I am not in 100 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,050 with Danny. 101 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:07,969 Ah, okay. 102 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,090 This is my husband. 103 00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:14,790 Okay, okay. If everyone is finished now, I want to take you all to the Christmas 104 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:15,790 market. All right? 105 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:19,290 I can't wait to buy something that will shatter in my carry -on. 106 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:24,530 You know, I think I'm going to skip the Christmas market. I'm going to take a 107 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:25,469 nap. 108 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:26,710 Thought we had to acclimate. 109 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,280 Yeah, well, I'm just, you know, really wiped. Maybe I'm getting old. 110 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,320 Okay. 111 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,420 All right, but we go. 112 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,940 Really wiped out. Yeah, I thought she'd pull you all here on her back. 113 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,100 I just think she's a little... A little mad at me? I know she's a little. But by 114 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,840 the laws of marriage, I'm not allowed to engage in this. 115 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:55,980 Oh, 116 00:07:56,260 --> 00:08:00,160 hi. Guys, look, there are a lot of great options here for an I'm Sorry present. 117 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:01,960 Seriously, just tell me what you want. 118 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,320 Jack, you don't have to buy... Oh, can I get a big cookie? 119 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,920 Yes, you may. 120 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,540 Oh, are those from your vineyard? Could I get two bottles? 121 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,700 Oh, are those half? 122 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,440 Annie. 123 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:17,960 What do you say, Claude? 124 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:22,000 An elegant goblet for an elegant man? Well, please, Jack, stop. 125 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,840 I'm just too much. Look, if you don't pick something, I'm just going to buy 126 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,570 this. Tacky baby Jesus in a hot air balloon. 127 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:29,790 I hadn't to make. 128 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:32,890 Excuse me. 129 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:34,630 Bellissima. 130 00:08:34,809 --> 00:08:35,809 Bellissima. 131 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:38,289 Oh, I want to find something for Gino. 132 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:40,909 How are you doing without them? 133 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:45,010 You know, at first I was a little eek about being alone for the holidays. 134 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:48,250 But, you know, honestly, it's been nice. 135 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:53,670 My time is my own. I can go to bed as early as I want. I can sleep as late as 136 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,750 want. But you're awake sometimes, right? 137 00:08:58,210 --> 00:09:03,050 I can make one pot of coffee and sip on it for the whole week because no one 138 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,050 else is there to drink it. 139 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:09,810 I can just take some and nuke it and sip on it. 140 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:13,450 What are these? I keep seeing them everywhere. 141 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:18,450 Oh, and actually, that is La Befana. 142 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:22,750 La Befana, the one the child said was me? 143 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:25,050 Yeah. 144 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:27,310 But she's a witch. 145 00:09:28,139 --> 00:09:29,860 Well, a Christmas sweet. 146 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:31,920 Everyone loves her. 147 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,900 I thought she was going to be like a blonde lady with a crown of icicles. 148 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:41,920 Oh, guys, I'm so sorry. Marlene and the kids, they need help setting up the 149 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:46,860 pageant. Okay, well, you guys go do that, and I will make sure Kate gets to 150 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:48,100 church. Yeah. 151 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,600 Okay. 152 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,500 Hey, I don't see it. 153 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,130 Thank you. 154 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:01,770 Careful. 155 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:06,930 Hey, 156 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,490 Ann, quick question. 157 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:12,410 Do you think you're helping? 158 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,970 Sorry. This story of La Bofana is insane. 159 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:22,390 It says here she turned down a chance to go with the three wise men to see the 160 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:23,950 baby Jesus because... 161 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,880 She wanted to stay home and catch up on housework. 162 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:31,460 She lived to regret that decision and vowed to spend the rest of her days 163 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:35,100 handing out candy to children hoping to one day meet the Christ child she had 164 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,100 missed. 165 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:39,340 What a loser. 166 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:42,020 I am nothing like her. 167 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:46,540 Right? 168 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:51,760 Yeah, no, I mean, you're the one who keeps bringing it up. Yeah. 169 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,860 Jack, help me get this to land. 170 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:11,640 Okay. I think this is everything. 171 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,480 Well, not quite. 172 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,740 Got a little something for you. 173 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:23,440 Is that thank you for my new goblet? 174 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:26,410 No, I told you I didn't want this. 175 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,870 We don't care about the turkey. 176 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,110 You got mad. 177 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,970 So what? Everybody gets mad. 178 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,330 Oh. See? 179 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:42,010 Everybody's mad. Nobody gets goblets. But I'm not an angry guy. 180 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:45,430 We know. We know that. It's over, okay? 181 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:46,690 Okay. Let him go. 182 00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:51,550 Okay, I'm just really in my head about it. And I don't mean to apologize so 183 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:52,309 much. I'm sorry. 184 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,120 Okay. Sorry. Okay. 185 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,640 Guys. 186 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,120 How long was I asleep? 187 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,840 Was it Christmas? 188 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,360 Get up. You have to meet everyone at the church. 189 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:57,580 But prepare yourself. 190 00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,140 We're going in style. 191 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,120 It was a little over the top. 192 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:09,380 Over the top? 193 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,480 I was trying to be nice. 194 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,680 Look, I even paid extra for the driver's festive folklore getup. 195 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,340 Sorry. It's very nice. 196 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,900 Hey, I know you don't love this move. 197 00:13:21,329 --> 00:13:22,890 But, trust me, things won't change. 198 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,430 Great. 199 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:29,530 Can you please not say great like I just bought you an adult coloring book for 200 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:30,530 your birthday? 201 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,590 But listen, okay, honestly, I bet we see each other as much as we saw each other 202 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:36,730 in New York, okay? More horrible, okay? 203 00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:41,610 What? What is that face? Use your words, Catherine. 204 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:43,630 Why are we going down a valley? 205 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:46,190 Wait, this is wrong. 206 00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:47,370 Uh, scusi? 207 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:48,810 Uh, scusi? 208 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,820 Yeah. Give me a cushion for this. Oh. 209 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:56,060 Okay. Okay, um, just go. Just be cool. Be cool. 210 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,560 Go. Be cool. 211 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:58,639 Also jewelry. 212 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,960 Really? Oh, man. Yeah. What's this? Oh, no, no. 213 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,580 Just, man, your chip. 214 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:08,180 Oh, thank 215 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:14,920 you, man. I feel so much better. I mean, this is what Nick used to do. You know, 216 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,900 he'd make me go do something physical and get it all out. Oh, that was so fun. 217 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280 Fun for who? 218 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,520 You were a monster out there. 219 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,220 What? 220 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,160 You! What the fuck? 221 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,600 How do you say fuck me in Italian? 222 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:42,120 I thought it was like a 223 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,700 competitive game. 224 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,900 No, it was a get -together for nice dads in the neighborhood. 225 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,980 That was very bad. 226 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:55,780 I'll get it. Okay. 227 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,140 What? 228 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:21,100 Father Giuseppe, he has just learned that the woman who played La Befana in a 229 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,400 pageant for the last 40 years... 230 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,240 That's thick and ill. 231 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,100 So we're just wondering if you... No! 232 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:32,780 Why do people keep putting her up to me? I am nothing like her. 233 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,360 No, in fact, you know... She's a depressing shut -in, and I am a 234 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:40,540 independent woman who chooses not to leave the house that much. 235 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,300 Yeah. 236 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:47,400 Thank you, though. It is a no, but I appreciate the opportunity. 237 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,720 That's it. 238 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,700 Grazie. 239 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,500 Are you sure this is the right way? 240 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,580 No, Catherine, it's the wrong way. I'm just trying to get my steps in. 241 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:04,360 Okay. Oh, thank God. 242 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:12,500 Okay, so the thing is, this is the wrong church. I was thinking of 243 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,500 a different church. 244 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:20,100 But the good news is, is that we're high enough up now that we can 245 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,300 find the correct church from up here. 246 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,520 And there it is. Ha! 247 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,280 Look! Yay! 248 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,520 Perfect. 249 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,060 So are we going to zip line down? 250 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,480 Helpful attitude, but no. 251 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,560 How are we supposed to get to it? As soon as we go back down, we're going to 252 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,319 lost again. 253 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:50,240 I can point my arm like this towards the church and adjust as needed as we 254 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,260 walk. We'll be fine. 255 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,720 Human compass. 256 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,940 You know, my phone had a compass. 257 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,460 But at least now the robber will have pictures of all of Jack's rashes. 258 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:04,819 Okay, okay. Can you not be a Scrooge? I mean, we're in Italy. 259 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,099 Look at the view. 260 00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:09,160 Can you just try to enjoy yourself? 261 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,460 Can you stop selling me? 262 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:15,880 Ever since we got here, you're like, oh, look at the town. Look at the ironwork. 263 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,920 Look what the monks did. 264 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,480 Okay, you know what? Adding that unpleasant nasal quality to your 265 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,480 me is really cunty. 266 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,819 You could be thankful that I'm giving you the excuse to have a European 267 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:29,780 every summer. My brother in Christ, I am not coming back in the summer. 268 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:35,460 I cannot fly back and forth to Italy like a fucking olive oil mogul. And you 269 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:38,040 lie to yourself all you want, but everything is going to change. 270 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,600 And that's fine. I will survive. 271 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 But that is the truth. 272 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,590 Does your compass have a setting for toilet? Because I have to pee. 273 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,150 I don't know what's going on with me. I'm kicking turkeys. 274 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,030 Gave that guy a titty twister. 275 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:07,990 You're the mayor. 276 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:16,910 I'm the one who smashed up that snack shack at the funky hotel. 277 00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:19,370 Okay, Jack. 278 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:22,790 I hate to tell you this, but you are an angry guy. 279 00:18:23,389 --> 00:18:27,390 No, I'm not. The reason I know this is because I'm an angry guy too. 280 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:30,870 I was always trying to be this happy husband who never disagreed. 281 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:35,810 And I'd be nice and nice and nice until I'd nap and throw all Dennis' clothes 282 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,810 out the window. Yeah, that was really bad. 283 00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,310 Like the same or worse than all the stuff I did. 284 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:43,530 Because I never wanted to be mad. 285 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,150 But you can't deal with it if you can't say it. 286 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:53,970 I am mad. 287 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:55,670 Yeah. 288 00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:58,850 Mad about Nick. 289 00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:03,150 I was mad at Kate. Now I'm mad at myself for pushing her away. 290 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:06,130 You see? 291 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,350 Was that so hard? 292 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:09,430 Oh. 293 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,410 I'm getting on shots. 294 00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,410 The pageant is three hours long. 295 00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,030 You're different here. 296 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:19,430 No, I'm different in America. 297 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,110 Here I feel like myself again. 298 00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,470 I'd like to feel like myself again. 299 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:27,950 You will. 300 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:34,230 Sorry. Everything in Italy closes early on Sundays. 301 00:19:34,510 --> 00:19:37,090 Yeah, well, my bladder has an American work ethic. 302 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:39,930 Wait. You got the public toilet. 303 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,560 Okay, wait, okay. 304 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,960 Okay, I can loose you up, and you can climb through this window. 305 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,700 All right, all right. Okay, come on. Don't, like, make some grunts that I'm 306 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,860 going to hear for the rest of my life. I won't. Come on. 307 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,880 Oh! 308 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,020 Danny! Oh, sweet Jesus. 309 00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:56,640 Maybe we left her alone for a little too long. 310 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,060 She had a chance to leave her house, and she didn't take it, and neither did I. 311 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,760 Um, what are you talking about? 312 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:10,100 Nick cheated on me years ago, way before Jenny, and I almost left him, and I 313 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,100 chickened out. 314 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:14,940 Oh, if I left at 47, I could have built a whole new life. 315 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,060 Now it's too late. 316 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,800 Now I'm a weird old witch. 317 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:27,920 No, you're not. But if you're really worried, maybe stop by necklaces from 318 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,920 museum gift shop. 319 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:35,740 Oh, this fucking guy again. 320 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,000 I thought you loved it here. 321 00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:53,210 I was trying to sell you in Italy because I was also trying to sell 322 00:21:54,490 --> 00:22:00,710 I mean, it's beautiful and Claude is so happy, but it's also weird. You know, 323 00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:03,710 like some of the police cars are Lamborghinis. 324 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:07,550 And of course things will change. 325 00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:10,870 You know, we won't have moments like this. 326 00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:16,510 Insane, unplanned moments where we both laugh so hard we make each other pee. 327 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,720 We both peaked? No, I was being polite. I'm not a gross animal. 328 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:25,220 I shouldn't have moved here. 329 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,140 I'm going to miss you so much. 330 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400 I know. 331 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:38,140 I am heartbroken. 332 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,620 You know, when Claude's sister said that I was in love with you... I know you 333 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,720 hated when Claude's sister said that. I really hated that. 334 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960 Yeah. 335 00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:51,030 But, you know, I wouldn't blame you for being in love with me. I mean, I am 336 00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:52,470 insanely lovable. 337 00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,230 I am not in love with you, Danny. 338 00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,070 But I do love you. 339 00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:10,550 In every other part of my life, I'm a mother and a 340 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:14,030 wife and a scary boss. 341 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:29,200 But when I'm with you, you make me feel like the 19 -year -old that I was when 342 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,200 we met. 343 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,860 And I feel so far from her. 344 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,080 And you always have that piece of me. 345 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,080 I know you better than anyone. 346 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,960 And you know me. 347 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,160 That's right. 348 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,400 And that's how I know that you are going to be fine here. 349 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,220 Okay? You're going to be fine. 350 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,900 And don't worry about you and me, okay? 351 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:06,600 Even if we see each other once every other year, which will suck balls, it 352 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,060 will always feel like this. 353 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,120 We will always be us. 354 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,480 I love you too, Catherine. 355 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,820 Oh, man, you smell like pee. 356 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:21,830 Thank you. 357 00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:58,760 Gracias, bambini. Siete stati meravigliosi. E ora, il momento che 358 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,660 aspettando. La Befana! 359 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,380 Buonasera, bambini! 360 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,920 This is the last appearance for La Befana. 361 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,060 They're getting a real good look, kids. 362 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,700 Bitch and all regrets are out of my life after tonight. 363 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,620 Merry Christmas, everybody! 364 00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:28,530 I'm just happy. 365 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,130 Yeah? Mm -hmm. 366 00:26:31,050 --> 00:26:32,050 I'm happy, too. 367 00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:35,710 I had a great talk with Kate. 368 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,010 Oh, yeah? Mm -hmm. 369 00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:39,750 Has she finally come around on your leaving here? 370 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:43,530 Yeah, and honestly, she's helped me come around on living here. 371 00:26:44,790 --> 00:26:45,790 What? 372 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:47,910 How around did you have to come? 373 00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:50,270 No, no. 374 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:53,770 I was just talking to her about, you know, how different things were here. 375 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:56,450 know, like... Lamborghini police car. 376 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:59,910 It's why our crime rates are so low. They get to these things so fast. 377 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:04,410 All I'm saying is that sometimes I feel like an outsider here. 378 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:09,110 Oh, I see. It's like how I felt when I did that for you for 16 years. 379 00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:10,490 Well, yeah, but that was New York. 380 00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:14,270 Okay, I'm not trying to start a fight with you. 381 00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:15,530 It doesn't really matter. 382 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:17,630 It does matter, actually. 383 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:21,950 I gave you an out at Thanksgiving, and you didn't take it. What? I'm staying. 384 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:25,290 Then you should change your mind. I'm staying, I'm staying. I'm not going 385 00:27:25,290 --> 00:27:27,570 anywhere. I don't want to go back to America, okay? 386 00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:37,510 It's your mom. 387 00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:42,650 Mom. 388 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:46,290 What's the matter?